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   + آفساید ; ۱٢:۱٤ ‎ق.ظ ; ۱۳٩۱/۱/۱٢
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penguinism

Two men went to arctic for vacation. After two days one of them asked a shopkeeper: “Do you have white women in your town?” he answered:  ”Yes! Most of them are white!”
“Then what about black ones?” The man asked! “Umm! Yes, there are some black women too!” shopkeeper murmured! “Sorry! Do you have a black and white woman in your town!!!?” he asked again. Shopkeeper looked at them surprised and said: “NO!”
The man looked at his friend and said sadly: “Asghar! I think the woman that we spent the last night with her was a penguin!”
P.S. I think we have the same situation in all of our joys! We satisfy our demands with fake things! I mean, there is not any perfect thing in the world! And we don’t have any other choice!

   + آفساید ; ۱:۱٥ ‎ق.ظ ; ۱۳٩۱/۱/٩
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